Omigod, I'm totally gonna dump his ass.
he's a jerk,
he's a tease. fucking bastard.
you know what we should do?
let's go shopping!
it's free! uh oh. omigod,
I got my Dad's credit card.
steal that shit! shit yes, bitch.
omigod, runway! hun,
you look fabulous tonight.

omigod, let's go shopping!
and shake our shit while
they're watching. other girls,
they fucking hate us.
when they talk shit, they make us famous.
I love your hair! I love your nails!
wear tight jeans
when all else fails.
haters make me laugh inside,
they're not like us, they fucking lie.

shopping! work it girl.
let's go shopping! silly boy.
like omigod, let's shop! let's do it.
like omigod, let's shop! let's go shopping!

i'm sexy like a Backstreet Boy.
N'sync ain't got shit
on this! take off my shirt and feel my tits. *temple?*
ladies suck my dick! faggot,
I slept with Bob Saget. he
sucked it and he jacked it!
(that was America's Funniest Video...)

shopping! work it girl.
let's go shopping! silly boy.
like omigod, let's shop! let's do it.
like omigod, let's shop! let's go shopping.

silly faggot, dicks for chicks. not today, it's time
to shop! omigod, I fucking rock!
take my picture, oh
so hot. take it again, damn
I'm cute! snap snap snap,
click click click.
I love that shit! talk shit, if you
dare, I'll take off my underwear!

shopping! work it girl.
let's go shopping! silly boy.
like omigod let's shop! let's go shopping.

shop, shop, shop til you drop.
shop, shop, shop til
you drop.
let's go shopping, let's go shopping,
shop, shop, shop til you drop.
like omigod, fuck those bitches! dirty cunt

By:' Anne