i woke up in a mess
they found me in a dress
i can't remember what i did last night

i had a little drink and i had a little smoke
i had a little speed and i had a little coke
i couldn't stand up i was dizzy in the head
and i havnt got a clue what happened to me next

i woke up in a daze
i can't see through the haze
i can't remember what i did last night
i woke up in a mess
they found me in a dress
i can't remember what i did last night, alright

first i did a little and then a little more
and when i'd done it all well i threw up on the floor
the next thing i knew i was lying on my back
and the lights went out and it all went black

i woke up in a daze
i can't see through the haze
i can't remember what i did last night
i woke up in a mess
they found me in a dress
i can't remember what i did last night
i can't remember what i did last night
i can't remember what i did