Took a walk to the liquor store
Get myself a beer
When I opened up the door
This baby doll appeared
(She was dressed) Head to toe in leisure wear
Knew she was my kind
Stole a car with a pin from her hair
And offered her a ride

Lazy bones, can I take you home?
Mama, sign your name on a carpet baby
And throw this dog a bone!

Said she loved only useless things
Water, light and speed
With these I made two giant wings
And flew her home with me

Lazy bones, can I take you home?
Oh, sign your name on a carpet baby
And throw this dog a bone!

Dirt poor, on the floor
She's the one that I adore
Love lives where you give
Happiness is relative

Lazy bones, can I take you home?
Mama, sign your name on a carpet baby
And throw this dog a bone!
Lazy bones, can I take you home?
Oh, sign your name on a carpet baby
And throw this dog a bone!