There's a real cool club
On the other side of town
Where the real cool kids
Go to sit around

And talk bad
About the other kids

Yea it's a real cool club
And you're not part of it

There's millie, pickles
And pattycakes too
And cubby's making
Mean jokes about you

Ha ha
Ya little twit

Yeah it's a real cool club
And you're not part of it

They're a real cool bunch
Of die fledermausketeers
And they'll laugh at the toughskin
Your mom got you from sears

You dork
They'll never let you in

Cause it's a real cool club
And you're not part of it

You're fat and ugly
And an imbecile too
And that's why they draw
Funny pictures of you

And talk bad
About all the kids

Cause it's a real cool club
And you're not a part of it

Yeah it's a real cool club
And you'll never be a part of it
Yeah it's a real cool club
And you're not part of it
Yeah it's a real cool club
And you'll never be a part of it