Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Hauntaholics
Real Haunted Mound
I got my cutter in the party
Screaming Forest
Haunted Mound
Yeah
Haauugghh

Walk up in my woods, I'm gon' skin ya whole
We creep and sneak and rock and roll around the redwoods
Yeah, we the Haunted Mound from where the trees frown
And boy, we got them shotgun, walk up wrong, we let 'em blow
See, my bat got some nails in it and she gon' crack your skull
And I don't even like livin', but I still go harder than you
Every day is Halloween, and every night's a ritual
Party in the forest, turn up in the redwoods

Haunted Mound skinwalkers walk up, skin ya whole
I got my fucking cutter in the party, turnin' up
Creepin' out the dark forest, we do rituals
Lay your skin out to dry just like Harold
I'm blowin' scary ghosts when I smoke my cancer smoke
Body dropper drop ya down like Ash Williams
Shotgun my shadow, redwoods my only friends
Me tie dough-ty walker, we are real scarecrows

Walk up in my woods, I'm gon' skin ya whole
We creep and sneak and rock and roll around the redwoods
Yeah, we the Haunted Mound from where the trees frown
And boy, we got them shotgun, walk up wrong, we let 'em blow
See, my bat got some nails in it and she gon' crack your skull
And I don't even like livin', but I still go harder than you
Every day is Halloween, and every night's a ritual
Party in the forest, turn up in the redwoods

Hackle down on 'em, got too many guns
Walkin' through the redwoods, bitch, I'm Anton
Talkin' too much, now your brain's gone
Your wife, she comin' over, sucking dick, on and on and on
Haunted Mound, ya body hit the pavement
We hear a lotta voices, I think we tweakin'
Redwood AK glistening
Pullin out the yoppa, cah cah, that's your face, man

Walk up in my woods
I'm gon' skin ya whole
We creep and sneak and rock and roll around the redwoods
Yeah, we the Haunted Mound
From where the trees frown
And boy, we got them shotgun, walk up wrong, we let 'em blow
See, my bat got some nails in it and she gon' crack your skull
And I don't even like livin', but I still go harder than you
Every day is Halloween, and every night's a ritual
Party in the forest, turn up in the redwoods

Haunted Mound
Walk up in our woods