Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Hauntaholics Real Haunted Mound Haunted Mound, we don't come around Haunted Mound, where the trees frown Haunted Mound, 'till I'm in the ground Haauugh
'Round the Haunted Mound, where we come from I'll skin you alive in my willows We the scarecrows, rocking horseshoes It all gonna burn, we don't care though Willows, willows, we gone' take your soul in the willows Willows, hollows Willows
Well, I'm in the Screaming Forest, down by the willow tree Rotting in my rocker jeans, carve a sigil in a tree Haunted Mound boys, we pull up with them Husqvarnas Walk up in my woods, bitch, you ain't ever comin' out I'm still in the night, yeah, I'm still in the night Maple sap my jaw, pine needles in my spine Hackle with the 30, shoot a nazi, watch 'em die Riding chrome fire rims, ghost riders in the sky Walk up, motherfucker, my cutter make you hollow Baby, I'm a scarecrow, so I can't feel nothing Drag 'em through the pumpkin patch, suffering for the summer I see orbs, will o' wisp creeping through the weeping willows
Haunted Mound, we don't come around Haunted Mound, where the trees frown Ha-Haunted Mound, 'till I'm in the ground Haauugh
Round the Haunted Mound, where we come from I'll skin you alive in my willows We the scarecrows, rocking horseshoes It all gonna burn, we don't care though Willows, willows, we gone' take your soul in the willows Willows, hollows Willows