There's sand in my hair from the wind and the sea
I've just come up from Brighton
Don't mean nuffin' to me
Did you go to Newbury?
Did you climb a tree?
I've just come up from Brighton
Don't mean nuffin' to me

You trainspotter, you got to give it up
Trainspotter, I wish you'd all shut up
Trainspotter, you got to give it up
Trainspotter, I wish you'd all shut up

There's needles in the kitchen
And there's chocolate on the floor
Someone's in the dustbin and I can't take anymore
I'm talking to my brother
Who keeps calling me a muther
I've just come down from London
Don't mean nuffin' to me

Trainspotter, can't take any more
Trainspotter, you're such a fucking bore
Trainspotter, why don't you give it up
Trainspotter, I wish you'd all shut up

Oh there's sand in my hair from the wind and the sea
I've just come up from Brighton
Don't mean nuffin' to me
Did you go to Newbury?
Did you climb a tree?
I've just come up from Brighton
Don't mean nuffin' to me

You trainspotter, you got to give it up
Trainspotter, I wish you'd all shut up
Trainspotter, you got to give it up
Trainspotter, I wish you'd all shut up