Taylor, I think we need to talk
About what?
Maybe you and me should take a break
Who is she?
There's no-one else, I just need some space
F*ck you, I will make you pay
What?

I'm gonna add you to my 'S*it List'
What list?
I'm gonna write a song about your baby d*ck
It's average
I'm gonna cry and Tweet a pic
I'll say, "He cheated, then dumped me
Hash-tag TeamTayTay. "

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Song about you will go number one and
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Tween girls will sing, "baby d*ck, baby d*ck. "

You should never ever, ever break up with Taylor
You got herpies, herpies, herpies, just thank John Mayer
I f*cked Jake and I f*cked Joe
And I f*cked Zac Efron. (Allegedly!)
You should never ever, ever, ever break up with Taylor

I see you found yourself
A new whore, whore
Good thing I brought
My friend chloroform

You will never ever, ever escape my cellar
You will be tortured, tortured, tortured and I'll have no mercy
Policemans are my biggest fans so they'll never arrest me
You should never ever, ever, ever break up with Taylor

You got your a*s kicked, a*s kicked, a*s kicked by a blond girl
You're such a p*ssy, p*ssy, p*ssy, I can't believe I f*cked you
I'm tired of these gay actor guys, it's time for a Kennedy. (Allegedly!)
You should never ever, ever, ever f*ck with Taylor