I wake up in the street and I'm covered in pee
Then my pee turns to chocolate
That would be fucking sweet

Then I see a big house
Then it turns to gingerbread
Then I see the gardener with an animal head

I'm walking in through the front door
High fiving all the midgets on the floor
Don't forget to take your shoes off the mousekeeper swept up and the mermaid mopped the floor

The butlers gettin' ready
These bitches are throwing a party
Covered in Lucky Charms, holding a Leprechaun
"Lets get this party on! "

Then glitter will fall from the sky-e-i
Then rainbows will shoot from my eye-e-eyes!
None of this has to do with my-e-i
My song, my song, my song!

Who cares, cause im really fucking high-e-i
Jesus turned the pool into wine!
For these ideas you can thank my-e-i
My bong, my bong, my bong!

I just wanna make no sense
Hey! Look at the president, he's riding an elephant
I just wanna be a slut
Big shirts hides my beergut, orgy in the castle jump

And then we see elvish kids
Playing with their magic sticks, they're all shooting Uniporn

Wait, I think im loosing my high
Reality's setting in
I think I need one more hit, from my bong!

Why don't we go for a ride
Inside of my weird fucking mind?
Who knows what crazy shit we might find
So c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!

My songs are all about getting high
My fans are all drunk, gay guys!
Who cares if I have to rely-e-i
On my bong, my bong, my bong!