I know it means that you're getting fat
When you don't look like the girl who does the weather
I know it means that you're getting fat
When a minute on the lips is forever on whatever

I know I have crazy hair
And a pair of impossible eyebrows
I know 5'2” ain't too tall
But you can hear me on the other side of the house
I know that I think I know everything
I know that you don't have to tell me
Oh oh oh oh oh

I know it means that you're getting old
When you start to talk to yourself in the mirror
I know it means that you're getting old
When people start telling you “you sound like your mother”

I know I like to argue a lot
And that I can get really bossy
I know I talk way too much
And my attitude's a little bit saucy
I know that I think I know everything
I know that you don't have to tell me
Oh oh oh oh oh

Mamma always scolded me
About having the last word in everything
But I've grown and moved away
And I spoke with her on the phone just yesterday
She says giving up the last word is a sign of maturity
Well, I know that you don't have to tell me
Oh oh oh oh oh

She says giving up the last word is a sign of maturity
Well, I know that you don't have to tell me