She said I was a little too MySpace
Common, clichéd is not so clever
Traditional is the new radical

No passions rattled her reasoning
Though I’m copiously kind or so feigning
[For] her, eternity is now or not at all

I thought that charm and attention would surely make her fall

I guess I’m just too MySpace
I copy and paste, and filch and take
I guess I’m just too FaceBook
Presenting and preening, still absent meaning

My profile is not really me
But right now neither am I
I’ll sign up again, yet another ID
It’s gotta work this time

If all else fails here, I am going to call it quits

I guess I’m just too MySpace
I copy and paste, and filch and take
I guess I’m just too FaceBook
Presenting and preening, all absent meaning

I guess I’m just too MySpace
Too hyped, too fake, too jank on the make
I guess I’m just too FaceBook
Modesty heaving, raw vanity streaming

No photoshopped images, no vanity clips
No lies on my blog, no animated scripts

If humility fails here, let’s all just call it quits
Let’s all just call in quits

I guess I’m just too MySpace
I copy and paste, and filch and take
I guess I’m just too FaceBook
Presenting and preening, still absent meaning

I guess I’m just too MySpace
I copy and paste, and filch and take
I guess I’m just too FaceBook
Presenting and preening, still absent meaning