Engineer: Kimi, you will have the drink
Kimi: Fing finally. Thank you guys!
Kimi: Bwoah I'm so drunk
now I can't get in the car
Engineer: Kimi get in the car now
For what
Engineer: We need to go racing
For what!

I'm kimi raikkonen - the finnish james bond
Pass me the heineken, I wanna stay drunk
Racing more than anybody - what do you say, son?
Pass me the steering wheel, I'm 'bout to take off!

I'm kimi raikkonen - the finnish james bond
Pass me the heineken, I wanna stay drunk
Crashing out, you as about it? - bwoah I spun
Give me a penalty and I'ma say... For what!

Minttu is at home but I don't pick up the phone
I'm alone in a bar getting drunk in monaco
I don't care anymore
I've been racing for so long
To the press always answer every question
with a "bwoah"

Iceman, why you think? Diamonds on my throne
Ice this, ice that, give my wife another stone
Bring my kids a toy back home
a trophy from a pole
I don't care, push photographers
if they get too close

Don't radio me, unless it's about the drink
If it's strategy?
Don't you think I'm old enough to think
Just leave me alone, I know what to do, win
And don't shout there, fer
or I'll punch you on the chin

Kimi doesn't need a lot of races to begin
23, and debut score a fing point such a bin
Trash-sauber, but I drove it to the limits
And of course I had a nap before
that's just because I'm finnish

I was on a course to be a triple world champion
'03, '05 were but mclaren never can win
First season with Ferrari, I put on a show
I did what none have done
since, you tried but none came close

I'm kimi raikkonen - the finnish james bond
Pass me the heineken, I wanna stay drunk
Racing more than anybody - what do you say, son?
Pass me the steering wheel, I'm 'bout to take off!

I'm kimi raikkonen - the finnish james bond
Pass me the heineken, I wanna stay drunk
Crashing out, you as about it? - bwoah I spun
Give me a penalty and I'ma say... For what!

Bwoah I'm so drunk, I can't be in f1 lie this
I must find somewhere they drink and race
Bwoah nascar!
Let's go to America
Turn a bit left
clockwise circuits made me tired
So instead, this racing truck stuff
lets me party all the time
Put on 20 pounds
and fill up my drinking tank with wine
Eat donuts while making them on track
But you won't fill up my drinking tank?
Man this is wack
After two boring races
and some rally jump and crashes
I just came back to f1 just to show
I still had it

Almost bankrupt lotus
'cause they thought I'd score naught
But 50k per point
with almost 400 of them's a lot
Get resigned by 'rari
just for years of bad strategic moves
And after kicking me
I won at cota just show I could
Bwoah fing finally
I'm going to home to sauber!

I was on a course to be a triple world champion
'03, '05 were but mclaren never can win
First season with Ferrari, I put on a show
I did what none have done since you tried
but none came close

I'm kimi raikkonen - the finnish james bond
Pass me the heineken, I wanna stay drunk
Racing more than anybody - what do you say, son?
Pass me the steering wheel, I'm 'bout to take off!

I'm kimi raikkonen - the finnish james bond
Pass me the heineken, I wanna stay drunk
Crashing out, you as about it? - bwoah I spun
Give me a penalty and I'ma say... For what!

I'm kimi raikkonen - the finnish james bond
Pass me the heineken, I wanna stay drunk
Racing more than anybody - what do you say, son?
Pass me the steering wheel, I'm 'bout to take off!

I'm kimi raikkonen - the finnish james bond
Pass me the heineken, I wanna stay drunk
Crashing out, you as about it? - bwoah I spun
Give me a penalty and I'ma say... For what!