Poisonous Jordan
Save me, Jayden
And I have lost my friends in the hall

Poisonous Jordan
Came to stake him
And I have lost my troops for this war

He dreams about you, majesty
I bet when you talk it gets deep
Oh great, you've mastered irony
You are so who I want to be

Platform shoes, platform hair
I don't think I've ever heard her speak
Pretty face, better mirror
Hates you like her dad's vacation

Poison, yeah, yeah
Poison, yeah, yeah, yeah
Poison, yeah, yeah, yeah

Precarious Caitlin
Conquered Jayden
And held him underwater
Just for fun

Precarious Caitlin
Slapped girl Jayden
And dabbed a tube of lipstick on her neck

His stomach turns when you cry
Says he'll be with you till he dies
Oh, I bet he'll quit smoking if you asked him to
You know, he wrote ten songs about you?

Platform shoes, platform hair
I don't think I've ever heard her speak
Pretty face, better mirror
Hooks the kids on candy ecigs

Poison, yeah, yeah
Poison, yeah, yeah, yeah
Poison, yeah, yeah, yeah

All over, lipstick and blondie
Works on her passion and body
Must I compete because jealousy
Motivates me

All over, lipstick and blondie
Works on her passion and body
Must I compete because jealousy
Motivates me

The first rule of holes
Stop digging
First step of getting out of a hole
Stop digging