You were born blind,
In eternal darkness you sit.
Not knowing the joy of internet messaging and pop-up ads!
How will the blind know they need penis pills!?
That dog is eating your food, but what do you care?
You’re blind.
Salvation came one day,
In a box on the back of your dumb dog.
It’s super high-tech from Brail Computers.
Touch and learn, touch and read.
Everything is at your fingertips.
The blind can surf the web now, yet,
Too often you bail into shark-infested waters.
Going to websites about Jesus Goatse and Tubgirls.
Brail Computers is the leading supplier,
Of virus infected computers to the blind.
Allowing them to never again need that ugly mutt.