Jack Thompson is a dick, a prick, a blubbering vagina and a douchecock,
All rolled into one giant piece of shit.
He says playing violent videogames will make people kill,
I’ve played them my whole life and the only person I want dead is him.
You’re even worse than Washington state,
Who wants to shift blame from criminals to videogames,
Because it’s the American way, and there has to be only one cause.
I ate that chocolate bar only because I want to be a fat hog,
Surely not for hunger or taste!
You’re even worse than Lieberman who’s also propelling his career,
By attacking forms of entertainment to get his jollies.
No government regulations of course must mean that six year olds,
Are having heroin induced sex in school hallways.
Believing that violent videogames are murder simulators,
Melding anyone under the age of 18 into a killer,
Just makes you look more retarded than someone paying for porn on the internet.
Misrepresenting and misinterpreting medical data,
That does not support your violent videogame “hypothesis,”
Simply adds to your ranking on the bullshit-o-meter.
Believing that the blame for the actions,
Of a very extreme minority of the population,
Rests upon videogame companies
...I just can’t address how stupid that makes you.
Parents are responsible for what their kids do,
If they let their kids drink Drain-O,
Than it’s their fault, not Drain-O’s!
Maybe he’s really advocating a world,
Where we let companies in the entertainment industry,
Raise our kids so we can all go fuck,
In a big orgy in Bangladesh.
If Doom is the ultimate murder simulator,
Than I should be able to kill every fucking person
In America with mainly weapons that don’t even exist,
While only my floating head takes damage.
All reasonable people know you talk out of your shitter,
That’s why judges keep throwing out,
Your bullshit lawsuits.
So go take your falsified statements,
Your unrelated facts,
Your misrepresented data,
And all of that other crap you made-up and doesn’t apply,
And go fuck yourself with a fire hydrant covered with fire ants.
Nothing occurs from a single cause,
Ever hear of psychology and sociology?
They’re actual fields of proven social-sciences,
Not whatever kind of horse vomit field of study you belong to.
You’re not doing this for children,
You’re not doing this for anything more noble,
Than your own dilapidated, crab infested, shriveled penis.