You just like me cos I'm good in bed
You just like me cos I'm good in bed
You just like me cos I'm good in bed
You just like me cos I'm good in bed

You just like me cos I'm good in bed
Yeah that's what your girlfriend said
You just like me cos I give you some head
You just like me cos I'm good in bed

Well I'll meet you at the pub at two minutes to ten
You're all ready to go
Six bottles of beer and a sneer on your face
I'd run but I'm much too slow

You just like me cos I'm good in bed ... etc ...

At half past one I'm flat on the floor
Caught like a rat in a trap
Fifteen times a week and you still want more
God you talk such crap

You just like me cos I'm good in bed ... etc ...

You imagine yourself as Mick Jagger's girlfriend
He wouldn't even spit in your eye
I bet you he don't get raped every weekend
I feel so weak I could die

You just like me cos I'm good in bed ... etc ...

You just like me cos I'm good in bed
Yeah that's what your girlfriend said
You just like me cos I'm good in bed
You just like me cos I'm good in bed