Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
I believe in animal people trading cash for kindness
I bow to the hound with the mightiest jaw

Baby let's get down I wanna bark like a God
Baby let's get down I wanna bark like a God
Baby let's get down I wanna

Pray in the name of our fathers
and their halos of retriever gold, down boy, down

Are you afraid of Silver Shawn?
Fixed my hair, lace underwear, I love the tie he's got on
And amen to my friends for always keepin' it raw

Baby let's get down I wanna bark like a God
Baby let's get down I wanna bark like a God
Baby let's get down I wanna

Down boy down amen amen thank the lord dog
for our man's best friend I said dog bless

Do you believe in Frankenstein?
Dressed up, half-dead, and feelin' fine
He looks so sick I wanna take him for a walk

Baby let's get down I wanna bark like a God
Baby let's get down I wanna bark like a God
Baby let's get down I wanna