Workin all day fifty hours a week
I’m tired
At the grocery store, the wal mart store
Got a stain on my pants
Twenty years till I’m retired

Get up, go in there, wake up the kids
Brown sack lunches and sticky lids
Climbin over laundry I wish I did
Feed that damn dog; I never thought he’d live this long

Oh I’m tired
Too tired to be inspired
I’d sell out if I only
Had a buyer
Oh I’m too damn tired

So at the end of the day
The boss was kinda pissy
Wanna belly up to the bar
With my best friend Missi

Drinkin margaritas, stayin out too long
Reminiscin about the day men used to turn us on
We wore thongs; we used to dance
Now I’m three sizes too fat for my pants

Oh I’m tired
Too tired to be inspired
I’d sell out if I only
Had a buyer
Oh I’m too damn tired

So I didn’t have time to shower
I know my teeth ain’t white
Hell you’d smoke too
If you were that man’s wife
I’d go to a motel six but the price is too steep
Baby this ain’t deep
My make up’s cheap; I didn’t sleep
If it weren’t for the liquor good God I’d weep

Oh she’s too tired
Too tired to be inspired
She’d sell out if she only
Had a buyer
Oh she’s too damn tired