Let me catch you up to date, about my roomie and the girls who wait
He cant seem to schedule time, for all the ladies who wait in line
But if you are a lucky one, take off your boots and get ready for fun
I’ll be trying to sleep so keep that in mind, when your on the top bunk
Losing your mind
I’m gonna try to pick up the pace, a better picture i’ll try to paint
Imagine with me if you please, a girl every night
But none for me

I know, i know there’ll be a guest tonight
I know, i know i’ll wake up in afright
Tell me, tell me where i should go
When the lights go off and the clothes hit the floor
Mat sucks

With every minute i count each tick, i try to sleep but i get seasick
You can hear it from down the hall, the bed keeps slammin into the wall
Under the pillow i try to hide, but the moans and groans get you every time
For the door i try to run, but i slip on the underwear and
That’s no fun
I’m not jealous don’t get me wrong, i love my roomie that’s why i wrote this song
I’m always happy, the sky’s are blue….who am i kidding?
Mat….i really hate you
Mat sucks