What a surprise, I found you here
What a surprise, you came to me
What a surprise, I held within, oh
What a great mess we're in

You always covered your ears when I confess
How I like you, I like you, I like you
So is it true what the saying says?
Oh whatever, whatever

You didn't need a private caller, I didn't need another friend
You never picked up the receiver till you grabbed me by the hand
You didn't need a private caller, you didn't need another man
Till I was on the other end, till I was on the other end

What a surprise, you drank some wine
And what a surprise, you're drunk and fly
What a surprise, you understand I'm
Figuring out where to land

You always covered my eyes when you undress
But I see you, I see you, I see you
So is it true what the saying says?
Well whatever, whatever

You didn't need a private caller, I didn't need another friend
Never picked up the receiver till you grabbed me by the hand
You didn't need a private caller, you didn't need another man
Till I was on the other end, till I was on the other end
You're calling me a private caller

You didn't need a private caller
I didn't need another friend
You never picked up the receiver till you grabbed me by the hand

You didn't need a private caller
You didn't need another man
I've never ever had his powers
Never ever had a plan

You didn't need a private caller
Till I was on the other end
Till I was on the other end
Till I was on the other end

You're calling me a private caller