If I hadn't been drunk
I wouldn'ta had that extra drink
I wouldn'ta asked the bartender if a twenty
Was enough to let me get up and sing
If I hadn't been drunk
I wouldn'ta dropped my keys in the snow
Misplaced my purse and my phone
And had to ask if you could walk me home

So here's to them, the gin, the Beam
The Jameson and Blue Moon
'Cause if I hadn't hung with them
I mighta never kissed you

If I hadn't been drunk
I wouldn'ta stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
Wouldn'ta said, "What's up? "
Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
All started with a midnight buzz?
No, I nevеr woulda known what it meant to fall in love
If I hadn't been drunk

Well, if I hadn't been drunk
I wouldn'ta wokе up wearin' your shirt
Now I'm still rockin' it six years later
Damn, we lasted way past the hangover
I don't know if it was written in the stars
Or maybe it was Cupid gettin' stupid, shootin' darts
Or some tequila god connectin' the dots
From me to you to us

If I hadn't been drunk
I wouldn'ta stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
Wouldn'ta said, "What's up? "
Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
All started with a midnight buzz?
No, I never woulda known what it meant to fall in love
If I hadn't been drunk

(If I hadn't been drunk
if I hadn't been drunk, If I hadn't been)

So here's to them, the gin, the Beam
The Buds and Bloody Marys (Amen)
'Cause if I hadn't hung with them
We wouldn't be gettin' married (Hey)

If I hadn't been drunk
I wouldn'ta stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
Wouldn'ta said, "What's up? " (What's up?)
Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
All started with a midnight buzz? (With a midnight buzz)
No, I never woulda known what it meant to fall in love
If I hadn't been drunk

(If I hadn't been drunk
if I hadn't been drunk, If I hadn't been)
If I hadn't been drunk
(If I hadn't been drunk
if I hadn't been drunk, If I hadn't been)
Oh, yeah
Hell, if I hadn't been drunk
If I hadn't been drunk


If I hadn't been drunk