I got a migraine, my brain's feeling like it might explode
I made some champagne mistakes I don't even wanna know
Don't need to be reminded of the dirty damage last night did
The only shame I'm gonna take
is from the father, son and holy ghost

I'm a real hot mess in my Sunday best
And I'm smelling like bad decisions
Trying to wash this skin of my Saturday sins
Ain't the lowest house for forgiving
Mighta kissed an ex, sent a couple texts
Some regrets ain't worth reliving
So if you tryna say Hi and you saw me last night
No, you didn't

I'm hiding my face in this place
in case they saw me on the bar
I'm wearing lashes with glasses
swiggin' Listerine in the car
Don't need to be reminded of the dirty damage last night did
One look at me you'll be relieved you didn't go so hard

I'm a real hot mess in my Sunday best
And I'm smelling like bad decisions
Trying to wash this skin of my Saturday sins
Ain't the lowest house for forgiving
Mighta kissed an ex, sent a couple texts
Some regrets ain't worth reliving
So if you tryna say Hi and you saw me last night
No, you didn't

Bourbon is a bitch, learned the hard way
And old Ms Baker's trying to judge
So if you try to reminisce, got something to say
I beg you please don't bring it up

I'm a real hot mess in my Sunday best
And I'm smelling like bad decisions
Trying to wash this skin of my Saturday sins
Ain't the lowest house for forgiving
Mighta kissed an ex, sent a couple texts
Some regrets ain't worth reliving
So if you tryna say Hi and you saw me last night
No, you didn't