Kyle:its hard to be a jew on Christmas,
my friends don't let me join in any games.
And I can't sing Christmas song
or decorate a Christmas tree
or leave water out for Rudolph
cos that's something wrong with me.
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity
I'm a Jew, a lonely jew on christmas

Hanukkah is nice,but why is it.
that Santa passes over my house every year?
and instead of eating ham
I have to eat Kosher Latkes.
Instead of 'Silent Night' I'm singing 'Hu Hagtol Gavish'.
And what the fuck is up.
With lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please?
I'm a jew,a lonely jew
I can't be marry,cos I'm Hebrew on Christmas...

Celebrity Guest: Hey little boy I couldn't help but hear
Your feeling left out of Christmas cheer
And I've come to say that you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month you should be glad
Cause its nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all
You don't have to be on your best behavior or give to charity.
You don't have to have to go to grandma's house
with your alcoholic family.

Kyle: And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breath is stinky breath on me.

Celebrity Guest: That's right, your a Jew!
Kyle: A styling Jew!
Together: Its a good time to be Hebrew, On Christmas...