Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,
and two or three egg whites.
A half a stick of butter?.
Melted?stick it all in a bowl baby.
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon.

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me
up just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
stick em in your mouth, and suck em!

Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.
So suck on my balls.
Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy.

You throw in a bag or two
of sugarand just a pinch of vanilla.
Grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick.
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
and give that spoon a lick?

Say everybody have you seen
my ballsthey're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.
Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth,
and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
there packed full of goodness,
high on fiber.
Suck on my balls.