Hello everyone and welcome to McKenicks. Now please put
your hands together and welcome Santa Clause and Jesus Christ.

Santa: Hello everybody.
Jesus: How y'all doin' tonight?
Santa: You know Jesus, there have been so many wonderful
songs written about us over the years.
Jesus: That's right Santa, and we love each and every one of them.
Like this one:

Joy to the world, for I have come.
Let Earth receive me!
Let every heart, prepare me room.
Santa: And Heaven and nature sing-
Jesus: And Heaven and nature sing-
Santa: And Heaven and nature sing-
Jesus: And Heaven and nature sing-
Santa & Jesus: And Heaven and Heaven and nature sing!

Santa: Ya know Jesus, that is a nice song, but I like this one:
Up on the house-top reindeer pause, out jumps good old me.
Down through the chimney with lots of toys,
All for the little ones Christmas joys.
Santa & Jesus: Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go?
Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go?
Santa: Up on the house-top click, click, click,
Down through the chimney with good old me.

Jesus: Get away.
Santa: Go away?
Jesus: Get away.
Santa: Where away?
Jesus: Away in a manger, no crib for my bed.
That's where cute little lone me lay down my sweet head.
The stars in the sky look down where I lay.
Cute little eight pound me, lay sleep in the hay.

Oh come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant.
Oh come ye to Bethlehem to see me.
Santa: Here's one-
Jesus: Hark the herald angels sing-
Santa: It's my turn.
Jesus: -glory to me. Silent night-
Santa: Uh-
Jesus: -holy night. All is calm, all is right
Round yon virgin mother and me.
Holding me tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace, sleep in heavenly peace.

Santa: Ok Jesus here's one you might remember:
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand!
Just like that river twistin' through the dusty land!

Jesus: Santa, that's not a Christmas song.
Santa: I know, but there's like 300 Jesus Christmas songs and only four
fucking Santa ones. It's not fair just do it yourself, I'm leaving!
Jesus: Oh, c'mon Santa you can't leave.
Santa: No, fuck you Jesus!

Jesus: But Santa. The weather outside is frightful,-
Santa: Oh.
Jesus: -But the fire is so delightful.
Santa: Well...since I've no place to go.
Santa & Jesus: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
Jesus: It doesn't show signs of stoppin'.
Santa: But I've got some corn for poopin' and poppin'.
Jesus: The lights are turned way down low. So-
Santa & Jesus: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
The fire is slowly dyin'.
Santa: And my dear we're still good bop-be-byein'.
Jesus: But as long as you love me so.
Santa & Jesus: Let it snow, let it snow, let it-
Jesus: -snooow!
Santa: Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand!