I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea
I've got to be free, free to face the life that's ahead of me
On board, I'm the captain, so climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow on every shore
And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try to carry on

I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory
Some happy, some sad
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had
We live happily forever, so the story goes
But somehow we missed out, on that pot of gold
But we'll try best that we can to carry on

A gathering of angels appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they did
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
*you guys*
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
come sail away with me
*ya guys had it*
Come sail away, come sail away
come sail away with me

*yeaaaaah!*
*yayayayaya*

I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise
They climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies

Singing come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
*wha you guys*
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away come sail with me
*everybody now*
Come sail away, come sail away
Come and sail away come sail with me
*yayayayaya*
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away come sail with me

Chef: make it funky now

*hey! you're screwin' around with my song!*
*hey!*
*what's goin' on?!*
(Chef: Come sail away, come sail away)
(Chef: Come sail away with me . . .)
*no! no! no! like this!*
*ah fuck it*

Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away come sail with me
*goddammit!*
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away come sail with me

Come sail away. . . (Cartman singing frantically)