Well I'm a Huboon Baby
I'm a cross between a human and an ape
I'm all gagged out
I'm gonna hoot, I'm gonna root, I'm gonna rape
People look at me and laugh
And make fun of my face
I laugh right back
I don't want to be part of the human race

Ha ha ha
I did it to myself
And now somebody's gonna be sorry!

I'm a Huboon Baby
Gonna mess around with all you fools
I'm all pumped up, I'm gonna rap, I'm gonna snap, I'm gonna rule
I had the operation, nothing else left to do
Well, looky here, I've been hurt,
I'm gonna hurt you

Now somebody's gonna be sorry
like all you wenches and your slime,
and all you right-winged pin heads,
Who make screwing a big crime
You tittie twisted up my life,
and pissed on all my dreams
You made me hate myself,
Now come on, shoot me, set me free
Let's go

He's a Huboon Baby, he's really all fudged up,
He's a Huboon Baby, he's really all fudged up,
He's a Huboon Baby, he's really all fudged up,

I did it to myself
Now somebody's gonna be sorry

Well, I'm a Huboon baby,
I'll grow up to be the President
I'm all excited, I'm really tweaked, I'm really freaked, I'm really bent
Big town papas better hurry hide your little girls,
I'll drop thier bones I'll sniff 'em out round the world

Now, somebody's gonna be sorry,
All you wenches and you slime
And all you right-winged
Who make screwing a big crime
And you tittie twisted up my life
And pissed all over my dreams
You made me hate myself
Now come on shoot me, set me free

I'm a Huboon Baby
I'm a cross between a human and an ape
I'm all gagged out
I'm gonna hoot, I'm gonna root, I'm gonna rape
People look at me and laugh
And make fun of my face
I laugh right back
I don't want to be part of the human race