It's hard to be a jew on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me
My people don't believe in Jesus Crist divinity

I'm a jew, a lonely jew
On Christmas

Hannukah is Nice but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year
And instead of eating ham, I have to eat kosher latkees
Instead of silent night I'm singing ''Who hach do gaveev''
And what the f**k is up with lighting all these f*****g candles, tell me please

I'm a jew, a lonely jew
I'd be merry
But I'm hebrew
On Christmas