Mountain Town

Stan: Theres a bunch of birds in the sky

And some deers just went running by

Ohhh, the snows pure and white on the earth rich and brown

Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town

The sun is shining and the grass is green

Under the 3 feet of the snow mean

This is a day when its hard to wear a frooooown

All, the happy people stop to say hello!

Stranger: Get out of my way!

Stan: Even though the temperature is low

Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town

Sharon: Well good morning Stan!

Stan: Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?

Sharon: A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating...

Stan: But this is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film

from Canada

Sharon: All right, all right; here you go, but be back for supper!

Stan: Thanks Mom!

Sharon: Oh what a picture perfect child

Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild

He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooown

What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure

And a mind so open and pure

Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!

Stan: Hi, is your son home?

Ms. McCormick: I think so... HEY!!! (Stan: ow) Kenny, wake up... Kenny

dammit come on

Kenny: Im coming or Okaaay

Stan: Kenny the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna come?

Kenny: (something another)

Ms. McCormick: Where the hell do you think you're going?

Kenny: I'm going to see Terrance & Phillip

Ms. McCormick: You can't, you have to go to church!

Kenny; But Mom, I wanna see this movie!

Ms. McCormick: Well fine go ahead and miss church; and then when you

die and go to Hell you

can answer to Satan!

Kenny: OK!

Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air

You see homeless people, but you just don't care

It's a sea of smiles inwhich we'd be glad to drown

Kenny: ( not sure )

Stan: That's right, its sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred

redneck mountain

tooooown!

Kyle: OK, Ike lets try this one more time

Ike: (cant tell)

Kyle: Kick the baby!

Ike: Don't kick the baby

Kyle: Kick the baby

Stan: Kyle, we're going to the Terrance & Phillip movie

Kyle: Oh my god dude!

Sheila: Kyle, what's going on?

Kyle: Nothing, we're going skating now

Sheila: Oh, well take your little brother out with you

Kyle: Aw mom, he's not even my real brother, he's adopted

Sheila: Do as I say Kyle!

Kyle: Ok, ok I'm sorry

Sheila: Look at those frail and fragile boys

It really gets me down

The world is such a rotten place

And city life's a complete disgrace

Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain town

Cartman: Mom, somebody's at the dooor

Mom, somebody's at the dooor, I said!

Liane: Coming hon...

Cartman: Ahh, I can't see the TV

Generic Reporter (could possibly be Creamy Goodness): It's been six weeks

since Saddam Hussiein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the worl d is

still glad to be rid of him

Liane: Oh Look Eric, it's your little friends

Ike: Buyman...

Cartman: What are you guys doing here? (sees movie ad) OH SWEET

DUDE, YES!!!

Four boys: Off to the movies we shall go

Where we learn everything that we know

Cuz the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!!

And this movie's gonna make our lives comeplete!

Cuz Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman: Super sweet)

Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash

(Kenny mumble)

U.S.AAAAAAAAAA.

Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to Terrance & Phillip: Asses of fire please?

Clerk: No!