Chef: Sometimes you fall in love

And you think it feels that way forever.

You change your life and didn't know your friends

Cause you think it can't get any better.

But then love goes away

No matter what it doesn't stay as strong.

And then you're left with nothing

Cause your tinking with your dong.

So watch out for that love boat.

It can destroy like a typhoon wind.

Just play it cool and don't be a fool...

Mr. Garrison: And never let poontang come between you and your friend.

Chef: Damn that Garrison!