What day is it, could you please tell me
What day is it, I'm confused you see
Is it Sunday? "No."
Is it Monday? "No!"
Is it Tuesday, Bluesday, better wear your shoes day?
"No-no-no-no-no-no-no!"
Is it Wednesday? "NO!"
Is it Thursday? "Shut up!"
Is it Friday, Saturday, better wear a hatter day?
"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!"
Maybe it's tomorrow, and maybe it's not
Maybe it's yesterday, I just forgot!

Maybe it's tomorrow, and maybe it's not
Maybe it's yesterday, I just forgot!
Hey what day is it, could you please tell me
What day is it what day is it? I'm.......confused...you..see......woah!