Mom and dad are out of town
Call the whores it's going down
Let's all fuck until the dawn
Fornicate on the neighbors lawn

Let's get high tonight
Let the brain cells fry tonight
Baby let's get high

Snort the coke and pass the bong
Crank the new Steel Panther song
I've got shrooms and ecstasy
Don't be shy they're gluten free!

Let's get high tonight
Let the brain frells sigh tonight
Baby let's get high

Don't worry 'bout your parents
Cuz they ain't here tonight
Don't worry 'bout the law
Cuz there ain't a cop in sight
Don't worry 'bout the future
Cuz all we got is now
Don't worry 'bout getting high as fuck
Cuz I'm gonna show you how
I'm gonna show you how
I'm gonna show you how

30 pizzas, a bottle of Dom
Amex card please and thank you mom
Girls lined up all on their knees
Don't jizz on the sofa please

Let's get high tonight
Let the brain cells fry tonight
Baby let's get high tonight