One pump I blew my load
One pump and I hit the road
One pump you didn't get your clothes off
One pump and now you have to hose off
One pump was all it took
Now go back to reading your book

I'm a one pump chump
One pump chump
I'm a one pump chump

One pump and I'm all done
One pump I hope you had fun
One pump I emptied my balls
One pump and it's viagra falls
One pump I already came
Sorry, didn't get your name

I'm a one pump chump
One pump chump
Mr One Pump
One pump!
I'm a one pump chump

All my bitches think that it's a joke
First kiss to the money shot in just one stroke

One pump was all I had
One pump I hope you ain't mad
One pump the jizz was flying
One pump and I left you crying
One pump I must be cursed
My nut butter was dispersed

I'm a one pump chump
One pump chump
Mr One Pump
Hey!
One fucking pump!
I'm a one pump chump

Jump on my stump and
Hump till my dick takes a dump
One pump chump