My baby caught me paying for an only fans
Flirting with a girl I believe was trans
Told me I should find another place to stay
There really wasn't much to say
You play, you gonna get caught someday

Sleeping on the rollaway
Bumpy, bumpy
Hey yeah
That's just the price I pay

Met a tasty hooker on a business trip
She begged for me to give her more than just the tip
Came home with crabs bigger than the cat
Tell me how the fuck is a dude
supposed to 'splain away that?
Hey hey

Sleeping on the rollaway
Bumpy, bumpy
Hey yeah
That's the price that I pay

No good choices
Evil voices
Screaming at me everyday
"Yolo! Yolo! Go get laid! "

Hey
Sleeping on the rollaway
Bumpy, bumpy
Hey yeah
That's just the price I pay
Hey
Sleeping on the rollaway
Bumpy, bumpy
Hey
Sleeping on the rollaway
Bumpy, bumpy
Hey
Sleeping on the rollaway
Bumpy, bumpy
Hey
Sleeping on the rollaway
That's just the price I pay