I've had a question that's been preying on my mind for some time
I won't be wagging my tail for one good reason
It has to be a crime

This doghouse never was the place for me,
Runner up and second best just ain't my pedigree
I was so happy, just the two of us
Until this alpha male
Turned up in the January sale

He won'tlove you
Like I love you,
It won't be long now before that puppy goes astray
And what I like about this guy the most?..........
He'd be my favourite lamppost
Devil take the hindmost

Je sais que c'est dur, mais il faut se faire au changement, tu vois
J'ai nelige le primordial pendant trop longtemps crois moi
Je suis consciente, je vois bien que tu souffres, mais ca s'attenuera
Car c'st d'un homme plus d'un chien don't j'ai besoin pres de moi
Cesse donc de grogner, mon choix est fait c'est comme ca
N'en fait pas trop, ton attitude risque de t'eloigner de moi
Faut que tu comprennes, puisque tu dis m'aimer tant que ca
Desormais nous sommes trois, lui toi et moi

It's a shaggy kind of story
Would I tell you if I thought it was a lie?
But when the cat's away the mouse will play,
I wouldn't dish around here
There's something fishy round here

I howl all night and I sleep all day
It takes more than a biscuit baby to chase these blues away
I've got a long enough leash
I could almost hang myself
It's a dogs life loving you baby
When you love someone else
Now he's moved by basket
I'd like to put him in a casket
I'll wear my best collar to his funeral

Ta mauvaise foi, j'aimerais bien que ca s'arrete
Me separer de toi, aujourd'hui ca trotte dans ma tete
Moi non, j'en peux plus, tu n'est q'un chien, c'est trop bete
La situation m'avait pourtant l'air d'etre des plus nettes
C'est clair, que je l'aime, c'est un fait, ton egoisme m'inquiete
Apres toutes ces soirees passees seuls en tete a tete
Chaque chose a une fin, et c'est la fin de la fete
Pour toi, car bientot il ne restera plus que lui et moi, lui et moi.

To have found this perfect life
And a perfect love so strong
Well there can't be nothing worse
Than a perfect love gone wrong

You said I wasn't just your Christmas toy
I'd always be your boy
I'd be your faithful companion
And I would follow you through every thick and thin
Don't need nobody else
And we don't need him