he works at the sushi-place every sunday
gets enough to pay the rent
the rest of his money, is it stolen or lent?
h e's a shifty character
but then I'm the unreliable narrator

when he masturbates
he thinks of pretty things
like the arch of your eyebrow
your almond shaped eye
the way you looked
when you said goodbye

he goes dancing at the indie-club every friday
too shy to make a move
doesn't dare to talk
but his penis, I've seen it,
i t's hard and erect as a carrot, sir
h e lies dreaming in his bed every day
about someone, you know who
but he's not in love with her
he's not in love with her
unreliable narrator!

when he masturbates
he thinks of pretty things
like the arch of your eyebrow
your almond shaped eye
the way you looked
when you said goodbye

sideway stumbler
post-orgasm slumberer
cock the size of a cucumber
unreliable narrator!

when he masturbates
he thinks of pretty things
like the arch of your eyebrow
your almond shaped eye
the way you looked
when you said goodbye