Dad, I think I'm gay These guys are beautiful all day Mom, I'm your new daughter God only knows my girlfriends are so ashamed
Oh, ohh Oh yeah Oh I'm super hyper spastic, yeah I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin out on you I'm super hyper spastic, yeah I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin out on you
Dad, I'm still on drugs And I'm more popular than ever before Mom, I'm so depressed I'm popping so much prozac Doctors are impressed
Oh, oh Oh, yeah Oh I'm super hyper spastic, yeah I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you I'm super hyper spastic, yeah I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah Oh yeah I'm super hyper spastic, yeah I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you I'm super hyper spastic, yeah I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you I'm super hyper spastic, yeah I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you I'm super hyper spastic, yeah I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you