I should spend my money on a good disguise
If that means that I can just go out tonight
I've been dealing with this burden all my life
Guess I should admit that I'll be in my prime till I die

You can roll your eyes
Say I'm telling lies
There's a pattern here, I wish that I could tell you why

I can make any man fall
It's a criminal kind of mind control
So funny when they go crazy
I can have any man at all
Got a special touch, I'm not doing much
Just second nature, baby

Any man at all, uh-huh, uh-huh
Any man at all, uh-huh, uh-huh

I haven't met one who can resist it
The model, the athlete, the stupid musician
They call and they beg, yeah, they're fucking persistent
And like my cigarettes, I quit them

You can roll your eyes
Say I'm telling lies
There's a pattern here
And baby, it's just me, myself, and I

Can make any man fall
It's a criminal kind of mind control
So funny when they go crazy
I can have any man at all
Got a special touch, I'm not doing much
Just second nature, baby

Any man at all, uh-huh, uh-huh
Any man at all, uh-huh, uh-huh
Any man at all, uh-huh, uh-huh
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Any man at all, uh-huh, uh-huh

You can roll your eyes
Say I'm telling lies
There's a pattern here, I wish that I could tell you why