Well I've been to Hastings And I've been to Brighton I've been to Eastbourne too So what, so what
Well I've been here And I've been there And I've been every fucking where So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt Well who cares, who cares what you do Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you
Well I've sucked sweets And I've sucked rock And I've even sucked an old man's cock So what, so what
Well I've fucked a sheep And I've fucked a goat I've had my cock right down its throat So what, so what So what, so what you boring little cunt Well who cares, who cares what you do Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you, you
Well I've drunk that And I've drunk this And I've spewed up on a pint of piss So what, so what
And I've had scag I've had speed I've jacked up until I bleed So what, so what So what, so what you boring little cunt Well who cares, who cares what you do Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you, you
Well I've had crabs And I've had lice And I've had the pox and that ain't nice So what, so what
Well I've fucked this And I've fucked that And I've even fucked a schoolgirl's crack So what, so what So what, so what you boring little cunt Who cares, who cares about you Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you, you....