He always holds on to his girlfriend

That's where he likes to be

He likes to wear the ball

And the chain on his neck

A false sense of security

And when he goes he goes with a smile

And when he goes he goes with a smile

And when he goes he goes with a smile

And when he goes he goes with a smile

Desperate Andy a-a-a-a

Ra la la la la la la

Desperate Andy a-a-a-a

Ra la la la la la la la la la

The world is your oyster now

You can do as you want to do

The world is your oyster now

So go out and get high

And get whatever you want to

Ma-na-na, ma-na-na,

Ma-na-na, ma-na-na

Ma-na-na, ma-na-na,

Ma-na-na, ma-na-na

He used to be a closet biker they say

A 1957 Bsa

He used to collect writing paper

They wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder of

Desperate Andy a-a-a-a

Ra la la la la la la

Isn't it dandy a-a-a-a

Ra la la la la

Hug yourself another

Shandy Andy

Ra la la la la la la la la la

Desperate Andy a-a-a-a

Ra la la la la la la la la la

The world is your oyster now

You can do as you want to do

The world is your oyster now

So go out and get high

And get whatever you want to

The world is your oyster now

You can do as you want to do

The world is your oyster now

So go out and get laid

And get whatever you want to

The world is your oyster

The world is yours

It's yours it's yours

It's yours it's yours

It's yours it's yours

It's yours it's yours

Give me the chastity

Give me the sanctity

Give me the wit

Give me the chastity

Give me the sanctity

Give me the wit

Give me the chastity

Give me the sanctity

Give me the wit

Give me the chastity

Give me the sanctity

Give me the wit

Give me the chastity

Give me the sanctity

Give me the wit