Hot dog, brother

Yinz ain′t swarpin' (whoo!)

Well, my mind′s goin' about 30 miles a minute

Searchin' for a thing that I can′t find

Now I′m fillin' up my cup and I′m hopin' that′s enough

I get all these worries off my mind

With the swarpin' and fightin′ and the whiskey drinkin'

And the up all night and the back porch pickin'

I′m gonna find me a girl, show her what she′d been missin'

This is all, all that gets me through

(Yeah, whoo)

Well, I was baptized in Evan Williams

Fell in love on a muddy bank

Now I′m wilder than a mule, God sure blessed that alcohol

Lord, I'm half the mind, I can′t get enough to drink

With the swarpin' and fightin′ and the whiskey drinkin'

And the up all night and the back porch pickin'

I′m gonna find me a girl, show her what she′d been missin'

This is all, all that gets me through

Oh, here they come

Mercy

When my younger days are over, I guess I′ll change my ways

When I could trade a shirt that I'd bought from Billy Daves

And I like home liquor and the songs that Petty wrote

No, my good old days ain′t a-leavin', son

Let′s take another toke

With the swarpin' and fightin' and the whiskey drinkin′

And the up all night and the back porch pickin′

I'm gonna find me a girl, show her what she′d been missin'

This is all, all that gets me through

Yes sir, whoo!

Keep on, keep on