Monday morning you've got to sign on
Down the dole the queue is long
Just like zombies you wait your turn
The more you declare the less you get

But they treat you like shit [x2]

Join the army and end up dead
join the navy travel far be a cop
and grass your mates looking for a job
is just a farce looking for a job but

they treat you like shit
you giro hasn't come surprise surprise
walking in the rain to the dole
you go they'll keep you all morning
so have a seat they will give you a shout
when they have finished