I HAVE A T.V. SCREEN OF SOME 32 INCHES
T.V. DINNER AND AN EASY CHAIR
FROM WHERE I VIEW A DISASTER
AND SWITCH THE CHANNEL FAST
AND THANK MY LUCKY STAR I WASN'T THERE
THE WORLD'S IN A HURRY BUT I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
THERE'S A MOVIE ON WITH A HAPPY END
I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT I CAN SEE IT SOME MORE
SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO OUT AND PRETEND

NO I DON'T HAVE TO GO OUT
I'LL JUST STAY INSIDE - IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME
I HAVE ALL I NEED BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS ON T.V.

WELL I BURNED ALL MY BOOKS
ON MY ASS I SIT AND LOOK
AND BEHOLD THE WORLD DETERIORATE
I DON'T HAVE TO STAND UP JUST TO TAKE A STAND
I'LL SMS A LIVE T.V. DEBATE

NO I DON'T HAVE TO GO OUT
I'LL JUST STAY INSIDE - IT KEEPS ME COMPANY
I HAVE ALL I NEED BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS ON T.V.

I CAN PAY TO GET HEARD OR TO GET THE LAST WORD
WIRE MONEY TO SOME CHARITY
WHILE I DO AS I PLEASE AND BAKE IN MY OWN GREASE
I BETTER KEEP MY CONSCIENCE CLEAN
THE WORLD'S IN A HURRY BUT I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
I GOT MY VIRTUE AND I GOT MY VICE
I GOT BEDSORES - ACHING LIGAMENTS GALORE
NOW THAT'S A TINY SACRIFICE