What kinda power do you think you've got
at 90 bucks a week?
I'm out here freezin and you put me on hold, and you won't let me speak
You're so straight, secretary, yer a nasty secretary, you're so straight, girl, you're so straight.

Get it straight, yer boss is a jerk
He pays you like a peon and he treats you like dirt
If you're good he'll send you away, down to Miami for a week with no pay

You're so straight, secretary
Your'e a nasty secretary
You're so straight, girl, you're so straight.

You think you're living but you're livin a lie
You won't be living until you die
Keep on talking bout security, keep tryin play these tricks on me

You better run away on yer high heel shoes, don't tell me you've been paying your dues
Everybody knows yer a nasty girl, I can't wait til you're out of my world
You're so straight

You're so straight. with your blue cross and youre blue shield
White collar worker of America
Are you sure you're gonna be secure when you're old?
Don't go singing that song, don't go singing that song to me
You only make 90 dollars, before the tax

You're so straight, secretary, you're a nasty secretary, you're so straight, girlgirl
You're so straight.