I want to join a biker gang (biker gang)
I want to be in a gangbang (a gangbang)
I like my empty life but dang (life but dang)
I want to join a biker gang (biker gang)

I'll get to kiss my chum, and my chum will be deaf and dumb (my chum will be deaf and dumb)
With a big hairy beard while there's a wolves where he was reared (while there's a wolves where he was reared)
And we could both rivers running into what we'll feel (both rivers running into what we'll feel)
These guys are zooming glue and maybe my chum will be healed (maybe my chum will be healed)

So let my wife and children hang (children hang)
I will be known henceforth as fang (henceforth as fang)
Now let the gates of hell go clang (hell go clang)
I'd love to join a biker gang (biker gang)
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