Conversations with my bathroom mirror
are never the same
as when you're standing here
I'm chicken shit out on a brave frontier,
That teenage wasteland
so begins the Jack Slap Cheer
1234

Your mom ain't home
she's out strippin for your education
Your dad's out marchin for the NRA (the NRA)
I'm so damn bored
I'm crawlin out of my skin
The devil's got more room to play

This town gets so boring (nananananananananana)
when you're not scoring (nananananananananana)
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers, let's make one complete

(We're all) We're all Jack Slaps here
(Jack Slaps) Jack Slaps, with Jack Slap fears
(All lost) All lost on the same frontier
so face the facts and sing the Cheer
1234

Your dad stepped out
He's .09 and on the highway
The speakers blown but he still sings along (sing along)
Just trying to get some, some satisfaction
Bring me home, don't send me home

This town gets so boring(nananananananananana)
When you're not scoring(nananananananananana)
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers, let's make one complete

This town gets so boring(nananananananananana)
When you're not scoring(nananananananananana)
This town gets so boring(nananananananananana)
When you're not scoring(nananananananananana)
This town gets so boring(nananananananananana)
We're all Jack Slaps here
When you're not scoring(nananananananananana)
Jack Slaps, with Jack Slap fears
This town gets so boring(nananananananananana)
All lost on the same frontier
When you're not scoring
Face the facts, sing the cheer
This town gets so boring(nananananananananana)
When you're not scoring(nananananananananana)

It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers, let's make one complete