Don't touch that dial, don't click the clicker we love to watch, they love to bicker don't turn the knob or change the channel hey! where the hell did they get this panel? where are they from? where have they been? they air it out, we suck it in suck it in up on stage all in a row at each other's throats all through the show the mood is tense, the tension's thicker we watch, they fight, just who here's sicker? we're not so bad, I guess after all their problems make ours seem so small we'd be much better off I bet if we'd turn off the tv set turn it off now she broke down and he came clean we stay glued, glued to the screen just how much more can we take? thank God here comes a station break we're not so bad, I guess after all their problems make ours seem so small we'd be much better off I bet if we turned off the tv set turn it off now don't think that we can take much more we've lost it now man, that's for sure lost another day, check out the clock pull the plug, shut it down, turn it off, now, we should talk