[ EAE D (4x) ] A E There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' A E You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins. B E B E Cretin! Cretin! I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl My feet won't stop doin' the Cretin Hop. Cretin! Cretin! [ EAE D (2x) ] NC EAE D 1-2-3-4 Cretins wanna hop some more NC EAE D EAE D 4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven. There's no stoppin'... I'm gonna go... [ EAE D (2x) ] 1-2-3-4... [ EAE D (2x) E ]