Duck sauce, duck sauce
Duck sauce, duck sauce
Duck sauce
I don't know why he hated me
Duck sauce
And didn't know what to do
Duck sauce
I don't know why he hated me
Duck sauce
And didn't know what to do

Duck sauce, duck sauce
Duck sauce, duck sauce
Duck sauce
I didn't know why he hated me
Duck sauce
I didn't know what to do
Duck sauce
I didn't know why he hated me
Duck sauce
I knew I had to shoot

I am just a clown who loves his duck
He was Chinese and he drove a truck
I asked for sauce, he said "You're out of luck, "
I grabbed my gun, then I said "You suck! "
I love duck meat, but it must have sauce!
He brought me meat, but there was no sauce!
I shot him dead, seems he lost the sauce!

I... I love... I love duck!
I love to eat duck!
But, it has to have sauce!
It has... it's just not the same
Without the sauce
You... you know what I mean?
Oh, yeah!