He Tells Me, "We're Happy" He Could Never Guess
He's A Berk, While He's At Work, She's An Adult T T T T T Tress

She's A Bored, Bored Housewife - In The Cul-De-Sac
She's A Bored, Bored Housewife - She's A Nymphomaniac
She's A Bored, Bored Housewife - A Floozy In Fact Very... Bored

It Don't Hurt, To Have A Flirt
But She's A Jeze B B B B B Bel, Yes
She's A Bored Bored Housewife, A Floozy In Fact Really
She's A Randy Swine Who Swears
"I Don't Have Clandestine Affairs" I'm Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored!
He's A Pratt, We Know That His Missus Is, His Missus Is A Whore!
"Come Up And See Me Sometime"